Hipster Racism
Most of you, well probably all of you, might not know, but I am dating a member of the Sioux tribe.Rian is a quarter Sioux and received the official recognition from the tribe a few years ago.Anyway,...
View ArticleWhere's Rachel?
When I was a little girl, my parents quickly learned that sending me to my room as a punishment was, in fact, not a punishment. I loved my room. All my Barbie dolls were there.So, when I got in...
View ArticleThe Tale of Two Lovers
With his mischievous grin and saucy wit, Joe Orton could get away with just about anything.So when the working class 20-something Brit moved to London to try his luck at acting, nobody questioned...
View Article"Modern Art on Legs"
June is LGBT Pride month. To kick off the celebration, here is a profile on the glam-fucking-tastic gaylien force, Leigh Bowery. I hope you enjoy the series on LGBT icons I have in store for you these...
View ArticleThe Lady Lesbian
She was born into a world of scandal.Her mother was the gorgeous mistress to King Edward VII and her father was a shadowy figure who was barely around.By the time Violet Trefusis realized what was...
View ArticleGuest Post: Kinky Boots!
I am very honored to present you with a guest post this week from my hilarious real-life (and bloggy) friend, Duffy.I think you will notice his post fits nicely into my LGBT Pride series. Plus, it's...
View ArticleWalk on the Wild Side
“I'm a thousand different people. Every one is real.” Her eyes glittered with the drunken rush of old Hollywood glamour. Her pouty red lips brought grown men to their knees. Her dramatic,...
View ArticleThe most iconic woman you don't know
She's a legend.And chances are, you probably don't even know her name.Moms Mabley.A stage name, of course. But one that became a household name and world-wide sensation in the 1950s and 60s.She was...
View ArticleAre you a dirty girl?
I'm going to be completely honest.Dirty Girl is not the greatest movie in the world.The dialogue is syrupy. The premise is cheesy. The music is awkward.But none of that matters because this movie is...
View ArticleThe Tale of a Little Bunny
It was a dream that seemed completely unattainable.Ever since I was a little girl, I desperately wanted to catch a wild rabbit and make it my own. I wanted to play with it. Pet it. Be a friend.I would...
View ArticleThe truth.
I've been gone for a really long time.Have you noticed?I know I don't really owe an explanation of sorts. I mean, bloggers are entitled to a break, right?But if you're still reading this blog, it means...
View ArticleSummer of 2006
I knew what he was going to say before he said it.The panicky feeling of dread enveloped me, squeezing tighter and tighter. I nearly collapsed under its clutch. It had started six days before. He took...
View Article"Where are you from?"
People in the United States are obsessed with color.Yeah, we're a melting pot. Our pedigrees are like recipes. One-fourth cup of Ireland. One-eighth cup of Puerto Rico. Half cup of Germany. But that...
View ArticleBesties or bitches?
Women always complain about men being terrible communicators.Ironically, we're terrible about communicating with each other.When men get into fights, there's usually punches, blood drawn, and quick...
View ArticleJezebel?
I know a girl who was kind, funny, and sweetBut her life was merely deceitShe had long blonde locks then cut them shortShe might have had babies she had to abortI wanted to be her best friendI didn't...
View ArticleMiss America (behind the backlash)
Yesterday, history was made in my country.The first woman of Indian descent was crowned Miss America.As an American who also has Indian blood, I was incredibly proud. But that taste of victory was...
View ArticleOh, Frankie!
When I was in middle school I had virtually no self-esteem.Of course, I wasn't alone. But when you're 13, it feels like it.I had been a really cute kid. But then things drastically changed. My teeth...
View ArticleThe Pretty Girl Complex
You know a girl like Sara.A pretty face without much substance.She's not very smart. She's not very witty. She's not very original.Sara lacks that special core, that uniqueness. Her personality is...
View ArticleI've been exposed.
Several months ago, a blog friend of mine accidentally posted a link to his lingerie blog to his personal Facebook page.It freaked him out so much, he deleted his entire blog. This was a good blog too....
View ArticleThat One Word
He was the most physically perfect human I had ever seen in real life.Yellow blonde hair. Baby blue eyes. A chiseled face that couldn't have turned out more beautiful had it been crafted by a...
View ArticleChoose Your Own Chick-Lit Adventure!
Have you ever wanted to write your very own chick lit novel? Have you ever dreamed of being the next Sophie Kinsella or Jennifer Weiner? Well, guess what. You can be! Your hand-crafted chick lit novel...
View ArticleSince I've been gone...
I fell off the grid.I thought it would be fitting to come back here this afternoon, seven days after my blog's five year anniversary.You see, back in November, my life kind of turned upside down. I was...
View ArticleI'm back!
I think it has been a year since I left. Strange.I knew I was going to resume blogging after the pregnancy, but I wasn't sure when or where. I spent months wondering if I should jump-start this blog or...
View ArticleI'm the best mom in the world! (but you're not)
I've learned a lot of things in the past year. Most of those things involve bodily fluids.But one thing I was shocked to learn is one thing that shouldn't have really shocked me at all:Mean girls grow...
View ArticleAnxiety about my anxiety...
I never planned on having children.It was not something I desired. I'm not a kid person. I don't dislike children. I'm just not a kid person. A year ago, the thought of holding a baby made me balk....
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